What the?

The other day at the pool I work at we had the most random of questions asked. I was sitting in the front of the office doing some paperwork like always and then I over hear a conversation coming from the back of the office from one of the lifeguards and a patron. The patron asks if we have an ax so that he could chop of the legs of a boy that keeps stealing the ball and blocking the basketball hoop. Come on, what kind of question is that? People these days! Yay for the parents of Taylor!